How scary do you suppose that baby hand-off was? Haaaad to be never-racking, right? Tiny baby, new parents, so many cameras. The little voices in their heads must have been screaming "don't drop the baby, don't drop the baby".

I will say this for Kate Middleton - if I had to get dressed in actual human clothes and take my newborn out to a screaming throng of people and reporters merely 24 hours after giving birth, I'd just be crying into a pint of ice cream. Shit, I don't think I even managed pants for the first two weeks. She is a brave…

I'm overall uncomfortable with discussions of male circumcision and female genital mutilation in the same space because the first is a far more extreme procedure, but I do think they're both bad.

This is probably a godsend, although I'm sure to her it feels like the end of the world. She was on a terrible downward spiral, and without some kind of intervention it wasn't going to end well.

I agree completely, but it's so hard to find. Chobani especially pushes the 0% and it's practically the only yogurt I can find anywhere. I actually prefer plain Fage for Greek Yogurt and occasionally I can find it in 2%. I'm in upstate NY, so perhaps that explains the dominance of Chobani.

One of my experiences with a guy I once talked to.

Guy: So, where do you live?

Me: Long Island.

So, when Justin Bieber, Ben Affleck, or Alec Baldwin do it (to name a few), it's no charges, but when Kanye West does it, it's attempted robbery? I don't condone the behavior or even like Kanye, but you've gotta be kidding me.

I think there’s a difference between atheists and Internet Atheists. IAs are, it seems to me, mostly young white men just aching to be oppressed by something.

Once I realized the thing I like most about sodas is the bubbles, I switched over to fizzy water. It gives me the carbonation burn I crave, with zero calories or cancer-causing chemicals. This is not a change that everyone need embrace, but it worked for me.

[Anecdote about a friend's shitty boyfriend.]

[Story about my own hair.]

Taken at just shy of 6 months old (last Halloween).

Well you did ask!

No. No I cannot.

I'm done. If this was a black guy in the EXACT same circumstances they'd...wait. he'd already be in jail on murder charges. Stand Your Ground given the racialized nature of Florida's politics and police is basically for whites only. Can you imagine any scenario in which a black man could stalk, harass, and shoot in…

Hey, fellow white ladies of Jezebel: Let's remember that a black kid is still dead, and his killer is still free. It's not about our feelings tonight, or about what black people say about us. It's about the fact that black lives do not, according to the state of Florida, and in American society at large, matter.

(And before anyone decides I should be lectured on white women being awesome and not prejudiced as a whole - no kidding. I am a white woman.)

The white, upper-middle class woman/man with a college degree and internet access. The most tortured souls on this Earth.

No, this is pretty much standard Jezebel fodder.