I love Jennifer Garner. Always have, always will. I have mutual friends with Victor Garber, and he’s a prince, and he’s crazy about her, and that’s good enough for me.

I feel like I have a sort of kinship with Jennifer Garner now that I know she was a bandie (perfect heel-toe March btw) and she played a wind instrument, too. But she didn’t play flute like me, so I still don’t like her.

Yeah, this always blows my mind, too. Like, no one is saying you CAN’T make “tranny” jokes... do whatever the fuck you want. There’s no law against it.

Honestly, I think I’d FILL my clear bag with tampons, condoms, hemorrhoid cream, Nickleback cds, lube, and other assorted sundries just to make the clear-bag-decision-makers uncomfortable.

Clear bags are stupid. Is everything in the bag going to be clear? No everything will not be clear.

Do you not understand what a critic is? Or the concept of punching up? Why am I responding to such an obvious idiot?

So many comedians are so fragile about criticism. One of my favorites went on a tear this week and proclaimed he’ll no longer interact with fans on social media b/c of some semi-critical (but certainly not nasty or personal) comments here and there. I’d previously thought it was pretty cool that he interacted with…

If a comedian, or anyone in the arts industry who is making work and putting it the public sphere, can’t take criticism they’re in the wrong line of work. Especially if they’re a comedian who complains about how everyone is too sensitive, but loses it any time someone has feedback. Time to put on your big boy bloomers…

“sometimes i forget that i belong to all of you now, and that any thought i have should be filtered through you, and receive ur approval.”

I am trying not to be super salty about this because any improvement would be good but for fuck’s sake. It is REALLY HARD for me to be rooting for better paternity policies for men (especially in other countries) when the maternity policies here in the US are still a goddamn crapshoot. I know it’s not the point of the…

Hi Taylor!!!

She also says she never had a “#MeToo moment”: “I wasn’t like those pretty girls with those nice little noses. Maybe that’s why.”

Why is Ivanka wearing white?!

No, because your comment is a textbook example of how to teach an eighth grader about the False Equivalence Fallacy.

Get your facts straight before blowharding yourself into oblivion.

I would like to think that Barron is getting therapy and support for having one of the most hated men on the planet as a father, but probably not.

1. you are so right. WOW. Woody only took nude photos of the teenaged daughter of his partner. that’s totally normal behavior.

LOL this is the hill you wanna die on? Woody Allen?

I would ask you, sir/ma’am not to BESMIRCH the name of such deliciousness as a triple creme Brie or Camembert by comparing it to that witch.

She looks so mid- Raiders Of The Lost Arc, face melt in that picture (all the time). Which is apropos, because she too is a Nazi.