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Hmm. I would say I am one of those people who wants all the things (marriage, kids, love, sex), but I have no desire to get into a serious relationship, end it after a few years, and start over. I recognize that being with the same person for your entire life is really difficult, and I wouldn't stay with someone if…

I feel your pain. I've finally gotten to a point where I identify another awkward dancer, and perceive that we are part of an awkward dancing TEAM meant to keep this dance party business from getting overly serious. Without ever telling them that, of course.

I'm not sure many of them do like the chase, honestly! I think they think that women like the chase, so they do it, but there's even less of that thinking these days. I sometimes have to remind myself that men technically are humans with feelings, and that they're just as susceptible to rejection as anyone.

I totally get that you would rather feel pursued, because yeah, so much less pressure. But you're taking things into your own hands because you're awesome and you can! He said he's excited, and that means he's excited! There is absolutely nothing pathetic and desperate about this. If he wasn't interested, he wouldn't…

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Witness the chickness? I... are we serious?

Sounds like a deodorant campaign targeted toward middle schoolers.

Oops! I just channeled my inner religious fundamentalist (thanks, early Baptist education!) and only heard "Someday I'm going to prove that all those slutty sluts had it coming, and should have paid attention to all that benevolently administered abstinence-only education."

I don't know how HIPAA works with pharmacists, but I'm pretty damn sure that showing those names is illegal.

I HATE it when there's no one around to laugh at my jokes. I guess that's why we have Twitter; at least I feel like I tried.

I love living alone!

Here's the creed from the American Heritage Girls website:

You're so right. I switched from a weird private school to public school in eighth grade, and I was pretty behind in math since I hadn't had the option of pre-algebra before (hint: this school taught creationism, so my science was a little rusty as well). I enrolled in algebra I anyway, and when I was having trouble,…

I'm really interested in computer science, but even when I was learning HTML and plumbing the depths of my computer and stuff at 13 years old, not one person suggested it or encouraged me to pursue it. I'm mad at teenaged self for not realizing I should.

An admirable goal. I read some comments he made about the anxiety he and his wife had leaving their baby with a babysitter for the first time, and my ovaries grew three sizes.

Derp. I missed the other Dinklage posts because I was puttering around filling my wineglass and such, and posted without refreshing.

Holy facepalm, batman.

The dachshunds don't get nearly enough credit in dog shows, which is ridiculous, because they're clearly the cutest and most adorably sassy of all creatures who live their lives within a foot of the floor.

Seriously! And why is it over? Did she just dump him and forget about it?