That was awesome, and I still get a sick joy out of watching his resignation speech. But seriously. I probably knew people who voted for him! It's enough to keep you up at night.

Morning glory was cute! I actually really liked it. I was also addicted to the really sweet Weepies song that they used during the montage.

No worries. I lived in PA when fools were voting in Santorum. I don't know what happened to everyone?!

I'm sorry! That's terrible! I guess there is a small chance she was trying to be comforting, in a fatalistic, misguided, thoughtless way? I would definitely at least tell her what a hurtful thing that was to say. I don't know if it's better that she's an idiot or a jerk, but I've heard the "It wasn't meant to be" line…

You're not missing something! I've taken months-long breaks between sets of episodes. That said, I did finally finish it last week and season 4 is amazing. I didn't want to stop after that.

I hope so, because they seriously maxed out the awesome happy good feelings here! And I don't think Leslie needs to be a Liz Lemon-esque perpetual singleton as long as she and Ben both stay interesting.

I demand a happy ending for them. They're *literally* the best.

Yeah, I did, but I should have done it sooner, which was unkind of me. I wanted to like him, was the problem, but yeah. I knew better, and I won't do it again.

True, but do any of the candidates not make you want to drink? They all send my head on a crash course toward my desk on the regular. It's not healthy!

Cancelled a third date for tomorrow that I shouldn't have agreed to go on in the first place. I'm an asshole. Sigh.

I saw that and the pile-on was completely baffling! And seriously, facial scarring is pretty low-hanging comedic fruit, in addition to being ignorant and hateful. Why do these people have stars?

Oh man. I am so sorry. That is... that is a rough one. On the bright side, that will probably be the worst date you'll ever have, and if you take the time to transcribe the whole thing, you have some riveting comedy/horror material onhand whenever you need it!

Well, he probably also thinks of rape as Man Jumps Out From Dark Alley and Rapes Blonde Virgin From Good Family. So maybe he doesn't consider that group large enough to make policy for. Or that Jesus will fix it because babies are miracles! More likely, he doesn't bother to consider any group that doesn't buy into the…

I think we've proven that this article of clothing is at least as functional as, say, pajama jeans.

Well, looks and athleticism. They have obviously worked for those thighs, which are job requirements! I may just be unprepared to make hotness taboo, though.

Are we sure it's not just an anti-malarial bathing suit?

Well, it wasn't poor Sting's fault. His blinding, well-oiled hotness is a testament to how much I hated the movie and all other involved parties.

It looks like he's doing lots of cool directing type stuff, but I would like for him to please trade on his good looks and comedic timing a little more. And not in Adam Sandler movies. That doesn't count.

I'm going to sit over here and wait for Moss to happen.

All celebrity love is dead foreverandever. I'm genuinely bummed, too. They seemed like such a great couple. Gah!