I think a reasonable take-home here is that at-risk births shouldn't really ever be home births. With first births, it might be more difficult to predict and that should be taken into consideration.

Maybe it's got to do with hair type? I'm not sure, because shaving makes me miserable.

Yeah, 80% vaccination among females isn't going to happen, or at least not anytime soon. Only about 32% of girls have received all three recommended doses (the 50% is just 1+), and it's an expensive vaccine.

You're being a bit disingenuous. Did you read any of the "jokes"? They are not about Real Dolls and Snapple. In fact, they're pretty blatantly violent and awful. This isn't about people not being able to take a "joke," and I can't fathom why you would want to be on the other side of this argument.

If it's any consolation (which... probably not too much), multi-person sex is meant to encompass gang rape as well as consensual group sex and the author acknowledges that (using the term "gang rape" specifically) in the abstract. Not ALL of the participants were under the age of consent, so some of those experiences…

Well, it could be in that particular population, which is admittedly high-risk. Though there's not really anything in the past to compare it to, so who knows? And that's a pretty healthy sample size for that type of study.

Yeah. It might work if I could convince her it was a liver treat, but pupper really is not too murderous. And cats make me sneeze/cry as soon as I look at them, sadly.

Oooh. I'm going to try the boric acid thing. Not feeling to bad about intruder bug genocide at this moment.

Yeah. It's a good book. It will fuck you up with sadness, though.

I just murdered a giant cockroach, and despite the fact that I said, out loud, "Yeah, bitch!" when I killed it (I know I should not have used misogynist language toward the cockroach; I blame the media), I realized that I'm still the real loser here because there has been at least one mouse (okay, infant mouse) sized…

If it's any consolation (or, like, seriously enabling), I have been watching this ALL WEEKEND so far. I cannot stop. I want all of Lily's clothes. It's becoming a problem.

I know! I went and it seriously was awesome.

Because all the members of BSB and NKOTB stepped into a cryogenic freeze in 2001 and re-emerged this summer, Tiger Beat modeling skills intact, to tour together and take that promo photo.

Okay, I never wondered what Obama would look like as a Chucky doll, but now I know. Great. Let the nightmares commence!

I felt like the author was pulling a DaVinci code and trying to make the protagonist a sexy, womanizing projection of himself with the main character, and I seriously hate that. You cannot Gary Stu yourself into your novel! It's lazy! Why doesn't this bug other people!?

I read it all at once at the airport, and giggled the whole time. Like a crazy person. So I approve!

Parenthood! It's totally sappy, in a great way, and it's created by the same guy who did Friday Night Lights. It's on Netflix, too, if that happens to be your thing.

If you like Scrabble, you should download Words with Friends! Actually, I think there's an actual Scrabble app now, but it really depends on what your friends/mister use which one you should go with.

You're so close! You can do it and then you will be done with school forever!

Congratulations! Sounds like you are in a super awesome place! Enjoy the free time and the fella!