"Shit in one hand and want in the other and see which one gets filled up first."

This is obviously very dependent on the situation, but one thing I learned (the hard way) is that when you start to feel like your relationship is ending and the person you're with isn't really engaging with you about that, then there's a very good chance that it really does need to end.

That pretty much made my day.

Yeah, I think you're right. The findings are worth discussing, and it's easier to do it without getting distracted by problematic evo psych framework. I still have major issues with it, but the comments on this post get more to the heart of the original study's intent, and not all the flaws with it.

I was in Tulsa recently, and my 11-year-old self SO wanted to run into one of them at the coffee shop or something.

It amuses me that there is a "Ridiculous Baby Name" beat on Jezebel.

I never know what to do if the leggings are just sheer enough to show someone's rainbow stripe underwear. Is it on purpose? Maybe they really like that pattern? Do they even want to know? I would want to know. How does one go about alerting a stranger to the fact that you know all about their underwear? Perhaps they…

I hope this is a Gawker experiment on how to use the media to manipulate commenters, because this was already discussed last week. Except that this post is in agreement with the findings.

I am distracted by the realization that Luke's boots are fierce in this scene and I want them.

I need to find a way to put this on the 52" flatscreen TV when I leave as a screensaver or something.

This made me spit my highly alcoholic cocktail all over my computer screen. In, like, a happy way. Thank you!

You guys, I need a gif for the following occasion: visiting formerly estranged family out of town who thought it would be fun to show you, the only liberal they've seen in months, the toilet paper with Obama's face on it.

Yes, and they decided that global negative reactions (an actual thing in facial response coding) is the same thing as bitchy. Gonna go out on a limb and say they would not call it bitchy if it were about tasting gross things, or involving men, but since it's about women's reactions to other women, it's bitchy and…

It's actually not all that easy to publish research, so this sort of blew my mind. At least, it's not easy to publish research that might actually be useful and influence policy or clinical services or something. I even looked up the scientific impact of Aggressive Behavior, which it was published in, and it's an…

Way to ignore any and all social context for your own convenience, scientists. Evolutionary psychology is seriously the worst. I don't know of any other sub-discipline in which you can make such huge leaps of logic while ignoring potential confounds (like, you know, ALL OF SOCIETY AND HISTORY) and still get published…

Just finished my homework. Have to be at work in less than four hours. I guess I'll put my work clothes on and take a nap?

Aw, my brain blocked out the twin part. I'll let it slide, then.

Ha! I'm weirdly offended that they went to the trouble of using this naming convention but didn't take enough care to conceive in a different place every time. I mean, that would be inconvenient, but if they were really committed, they would road trip somewhere cute-sounding every time they wanted to do it.

Genius. I feel like a wizard.

I am so cozy right now, I literally can't conceive of one reason that anyone would possibly want to make fun of them. And I'm pretty much always cold, so it's ridiculous that this didn't happen sooner.