Plot summary: “Aliens come to the Earth in sixteen-mile wide spacecraft and blow up the White House, but later turn out to be hostile.”

Why is it unearthly when it’s coming from earth?

Unearthly? I would argue this is the MOST earthly sound.

Track pants mode engaged!!

The Holy Mountain would be even better.

The Mustang owner later apologized, claiming he didn’t actually see the motorcycle, only the rider.

That’s a 2D scene of characters in a 3D holographic environment watching a movie projected onto a 2D screen using glasses that make it look 3D to them.

A joke requires all parties to "get it" at some point. Said white chicks would default to base programing, depart the location, head to J. Crew, then to Starbucks, never realizing the joke.

why should we care about your problems when you are polluting the air and killing the planet with your TDI!?

This reminds me of Orcas in captivity. Recently, after the public rightly realized that imprisoning Orcas is morally wrong, a bunch of “scientists” claimed it would hamper their research. My response: Stop researching them. What more needs to be known? Can’t we just leave wild animals alone? Curiosity shouldn’t be…

Watch the video. He would have dumped it on anything he was riding. He freaked out when he saw the cop.

Maybe don’t ride 2 mph in the middle of the road, up a hill, on a windy road full of blind curves with no bike lane, and a speed limit of 40 mph.

So what you’re saying is you’d prefer it decaf?

First?

He needs to study more. Force is not felt. It is mathematical concept. It is a vector quantity comprised of a magnitude and direction. The force exerted by static electric charges in free space depend only on the magnitude of the charge and the distance between them. If the charges are moved to a different position,…

But a VW vacuum cleaner would spew dirt all over the damn place, tell you it’s not, and half-ass apologize two years later.

Inept? They pull in 7 billion a year to show beer commercials, they know exactly what they’re doing. The people who watch, on the other hand...

I love that Trump has made it clear who Republicans really are.