I will never understand racist white people’s obsession with Chicago.

As a resident of the west side of Chicago, I was particularly infuriated by his using our city as an “example.” We hate his gross building. We in the “inner city”-- which, fuck you very much-- don’t think the solution to crime, let alone long-held racism and cronyism, is any of the shit he thinks will “fix” our …

I literally still can’t listen to the Dean scream because it still breaks my heart. TOO SOON.

It’s not even sensationalism, it’s grading Trump on a curve. Hillary has to be perfect, while Trump simply has to not literally throw feces at Lester Holt. Expectations are a bitch.

It’s amazing how the media has whipped up a horse race JUST IN TIME for the debates, this has to be perhaps the most coincidental set of circumstances of all time! 

TF is wrong with you. She looks beautiful.

I’m not buying it. I’m not saying she wouldn’t leave him over that, but I don’t think she’d blow things up so publicly if the scandal were merely cheating plus a baby on the way. She’s a master at publicity, and all that would be needed if that were the reason would be a cold separation plus a few months’ wait for…

So....Brad Pitt? Don’t you think the timing of the #brangelina divorce is kinda crazy?

I’m starting to think they should add a section to the SAT full of questions like “Do you hate women?” and “Do you view black people as below you?” so we can weed all these people out before we admit them to our higher learning institutions.

lol.

It’s guys like this that make me pro-72nd trimester abortions. #notachildbutadouche

How is Hillary Clinton not destroying these people?

She had a knee injury that had already been talked about. It is very common for athletes, when talking about why they underperformed, to mention injuries. I call bullshit on this woman talking about her injury being “whining” or in any way “taking the credit away” from Pliskova. Serena is a sore loser? Lol, yeah, ok,…

This breathless coverage of the minutiae of Clinton’s daily schedule as Secretary of State, lunch habits as NY Senator, trips to the bathroom during debates, etc., is increasingly bizarre and demonstrative only of a media that are utterly invested in false equivalencies and a “horserace,” no matter the facts.

I’m actually cautiously optimistic about becoming a Russian federal oblast by next January. I mean, OK, it’ll suck when Trump’s Interior Ministry troops tear down the Washington Monument and replace it with a statue of Putin, and obviously being forced marched to labor camps in the Arizona desert will be unpleasant...…

Isn’t it interesting how white people who don’t even live in Chicago are all somehow the experts on the violence in Chicago’s minority communities?

I don’t know if Bill Clinton raped her or not, but I do find it odd that she seems to focus so much on ruining Hillary’s career over the issue. Her evidence that Hillary even would have known about the incident is shaky at best - Hillary shook her hand and said thank you, in what was perceived to be a menacing tone?…

I am so, so on edge about the shenanigans the small minority of Sanders-diehards are going to pull (sounds like it’s mostly been the CA delegates acting up?) I get the protests, I get the hurt feelings, but that they would cause a scene during a nominee’s convention speech, when the person *they claim they wanted to…

I’m ignoring him because I don’t care about him and neither does anyone else. People hate on her.

Oh I know! Smart people, especially smart women, that indulge their intellect without being appropriately self-deprecating are just THE WORST. Who do they think they are? Why do they have to be so serious and why can't they be more funny? I bet they secretly think they're better than all of us.