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OMG, why am I just finding out about this awesome couple of Jordan Peele and Chelsea Peretti?

People need to stop pretending that Ivanka and Melania are poor victims who are secretly nicer than Trump. There’s no evidence of this, at all.

He doesn’t see women as people, I think it’s really as simple as that.

Ugh. I actually would prefer TO forget that asshat.

I miss her as Sukie.

You’re right. It’s just that it seems like that are butt loads of ladies saying, THERE’S NO WAY YOU COULD BEND THAT WAY.

A couple of things:

Bleh. Blago and George Ryan are assholes — but the MI governor let a large chunk of his populace get poisoned, that ass in FL might be Voldemort and Rick Perry managed to become a millionaire even though he spent his entire career in public service. IL’s governors get caught — but they’re not the worst.

what a stupid ass law.

2 weeks down.

Okay, you guys are being a little harsh. It is much, much easier to be tough when you’re in the minority party. When you’re in the majority, you have to, like, govern and shit. And, yeah, she hasn’t been in the majority for 7 years, but her party did have the presidency. She and Schumer are now the top Democrats and

um, also, you’re under the adorable delusion that mcconnell and ryan have morals. don’t forget, those assholes got that intelligence briefing about the pee pee party and the links to Trump and Putin and just shrugged. they were complicit in a foreign power putting a puppet in the presidency. also, ahem, but mcconnell

Well, they’re dumb then because they will definitely face some backlash for whatever happens as they have given him their tacit approval.

Ew, I read that Melania was going to redo a room so that she could have perfect light for her 75-minute make-up routine. Don’t know if that was bs but….ugggghhhh.

everyone who has ever been pregnant thinks that they know everything about pregnancy. they also seem to think that their pregnancy is the exact same as every other pregnancy.

Ugh, future Fox talking head that main one is.

Actually, I take back my previous statement — we’ll see what happens when he has his first disagreement with Congress, which will, surely, happen.

Well, we’ll see what happens in two years when/if the Dems take over.

Um, hi. White liberal here. And — no. We don’t like her. At least I don’t. We’re supposed to think she’s tough because she asked Trump about his sexism but she debased herself by giving him a primetime, network softball love fest interview. I mean, there are other reasons why I don’t like her, but that’s just the

Ugh.