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Just saw that the ratings for the un-ugh-uration are in — 18 percent lower than 2009.

Hi, Peter Thiel?

Ha ha. The media…investigate…ha ha. You’re too much.

You guys, Trevor Noah’s song at the start of TDS made my day.

There’s a silver lining —

I’m hoping Trump ends up in jail! Along with Ryan and Pence.

The two presidents after Lincoln suuuuucked. Johnson got impeached and Grant’s administration was one of the most corrupt.

Dude, the corruption is going to be so obvious and horrible that people are going to have to rise up. Right?

I felt sympathetic for her — but then I remembered when Trump was talking about the Muslim ban and she was quoted as saying, “People don’t understand, it’s only temporary.” Like that makes it better.

The buses leaving from my town are leaving from a lot around the corner from me — I’m aching to join them. But I can’t. I got a baby to raise. But be safe, people! Don’t let people goad you into violence. That’s what Trump wants!

You guys! I love post-presidency Bush! And I hate myself for it.

Yes. The media changed under Obama and became way less responsible. For example, see his appearance on the WTF podcast where he talked for an hour and gave a really intelligent, insightful interview — which no one paid attention to because he used the N word.

And they repaid him by letting his enemies spew lies and nonsense about him, unfiltered and unchallenged, for eight years.

Yeah. This is why good people don’t enter politics. If Bill and Hillary’s marriage was a sham, why do they keep hanging out with each other now? Maybe — just maybe — she forgave him because their marriage was built on friendship and mutual respect.

Fleh. You wanna know how deep misogyny is, try giving birth to a baby boy.

And the whole machine behind Paula Jones’ lies.

He lied in a civil suit for a bogus case brought by a liar backed by and funded by his political opponents. Bitch still denies getting plastic surgery. Please.

I think he would have. I, honestly, think that Trump won because people just assumed that HRC would win and so, a small percentage of unenthusiastic left-leaning voters just didn’t show up for her. I think that Warren would have helped her. Mainly I think the press not being asshats would have helped more, though.

Call me a weirdo, but I’m optimistic, too. There have been shitty presidents in America’s past and we’ve always come through it. Trump will be a shitty president, and corrupt, too, but he’s also sloppy and so are his sons and they’re going to get caught doing something stupid. Investigations will eventually happen.

Also — Trump 100 percent is NOT a legitimate president. I don’t even understand the debate. Everyone should be treating him this way and saying this. He was appointed by Putin and a cabal of asshole FBI agents. Plus he lost the election by 2.9 million votes.