Millionaires aren’t allowed to criticize — but billionaires are?

Probably came from Indiana. Like all things that suck — and David Letterman.

I like how all these dipshits like to point out that chicago has toughest gun laws in the country. Actually, they don’t anymore, because of the dickhead Supreme Court deciding that local governments don’t have the right to govern themselves. I mean — I sort of thought these dipshits thought that local governments are…

He wasn’t involved in raising her. They lived separately and they never spent time together. At the time, he was writing and directing 1.5 movies a year and writing essays and playing jazz. He didn’t live with Mia. Probably because he didn’t want to live in an apartment with 8 kids.

Nope. Andre Previn is her father figure.

Not his daughter. They didn’t live together, didn’t spend time to together.

He’s dumb if he thinks he can pivot. Candidates used to do that in, like 1988. But there’s this thing called the Internet, now?

Well, actually, he needs about 70 percent of white voters to make up for the 1 percent of African-American vote he’s getting, and he’s nowhere near that, mainly because college-educated voters of all genders and races, aren’t voting for him. He’s probably going to be the first Republican candidate in a generation to…

Yeah, she’s baiting him. Duh.

Well, of course, it’s fake. I have a hard believing that Carolyn Bessette’s first statement to her best friend following her death wouldn’t be, CAN YOU FUCKING BELIEVE THAT ASSHOLE DIDN’T MAKE ME THE BENEFICIARY IN HIS WILL?

Lately a FB friend of mine has been posting weird questions and sometimes I think there’s something weird there. But I might just be paranoid.

I think anyone dumb enough to follow the Kardashians unironically might be dumb enough to think that drinking a certain tea will make you thin and that Kwatever Kardashian just happened to feel like holding that product and tweet it, without getting something in return.

Ugh, I may or may not live in the Chicago area and every year, during Easter break week, I may or may not be confronted by a bunch of these idiots with their stupid pictures of fetuses. They clog up the sidewalks and make it take longer to get home. Plus they are stupid. Plus they make me so infuriated that I may or…

It’s weird because yesterday was his birthday. Also — because he’s a rapist.

I just read his Wikipedia page — I like how he’s a “Christian.” Of course you are, of course.

Or planning to get someone pregnant.

that’s because you don’t understand what “to better reflect important product features” means — it means he’s gonna be able to buy himself a NEW jet, now featuring a bone inlay made from the bones of your victims!

Like — what you don’t think that Melania and The Donald have a sex agreement where he can fuck around however much he wants?

This thing that “Hillary made a deal with Bill” is all fucking projection that people take as fact.

There is so much sexism here that it’s crazy. Hillary Clinton is ambitious? Everyone — run to clutch your pearls. That must also mean that she’s conniving and vicious and Machiavellian.