They are trying to disenfranchise millions of African-Americans and Latinos. But, no biggie. Whatevs. White middle-class millennialsn want Bernie. So — we should just bow down and give them what they want.

Man, the media is totally eating up all the GOP spin, making it seem like this was a brilliant choice and everyone loves Pence. I heard, many times, that Pence is popular. Really? Is he? With who? People outside Indiana who care about Indiana politics? I heard talk of this being a signal that Trump is serious and that…

Trump didn’t pick him. Either someone leaked the news in order to pressure him, or he was forced to do it, with a stash of campaign $$$$$ as the carrot. This was not his choice. Nuh-uh. No way.

Yeah, look at how Paul Ryan’s future has been ruined.

If it alienates people, SO THE FUCK WHAT.

That’s because the NRA doesn’t really represent gun owners; they really work for the gun manufacturers. Once you realize that, all of their nutty positions make sense. They use the shooting safety stuff and classes to get members which they then turn around to use as political leverage with congress and other…

Does it contain the phrase 25-year propaganda campaign?

Cruz handily won Wisconsin, so I don’t know why she thinks that, suddenly, people will change their minds about Trump. On the other hand…I looked it up on 538, and Ryan’s district is compromised of two counties and Trump did win one but not the other. Technically, I guess, there could be a possibility of low voter…

Well, to a conservative, belief in SCIENCE is partisan…so…WHO GIVES A FUCKITY FUCK?

He wasn’t calling Ben Carson a jiggaboo, he was saying that Andrew Jackson was a fucking racist who would call Ben Carson a jiggaboo. Maybe you’re too dumb to see the difference?

His delivery sucked. He was too nervous. Towards the middle, after he started to get jokes, he started to relax and everything got funnier. i actually found the last part, the stuff about how when he was a kid that people didn’t even think that black dudes could be a quarterback, pretty touching. And I loved that he…

What if he really is cheating with Rachel Ray, though?

Why do people keep treating this like it’s a black-and-white issue? The media paid too much fucking attention to him, but the obscene amount of coverage of his batshit crazy statements has served the purpose of giving him the highest negatives ever of a leading presidential candidate. It’s been a double-edge sword for…

Wow. Conservatives are really, really bad at humor. That shirt about “I only date men who…” I don’t…even… is that supposed to be funny? It actually leaves me really confused. Was JFK a notably good dresser? Why would you want someone who rages at all? And do you mean rages, like parties or wages war? And is either a…

Listen, I’ve never had Blue Bell, but I doubt that it’s better than Trader Joe’s chocolate or Breyer’s vanilla.

Ugh, please don’t make me feel bad for this privileged, entitled asshole.

Sure, from three percent to five! Woooo! I guess that is, like, a 67 percent increase!

I like how when we have these mass shootings, the media rushes to suss out what kind of a history of mental problems the jerkwad might have had. But no one, at least in the American media, cares to look into the lives of terrorists. We treat people who commit acts of terror as if they’re monsters, and, I think, it is…

He didn’t make fun of Ina. The writer, like many at Gawker, kinda sucks.

Yeah, no. This is what Tony had to say about Ina Garten —