He was a hipster before being a hipster was cool.*

Humoring him is pretty saintly. I don’t know how I could put up with that for too long.

I’m slightly embarrassed to say that I kinda want to build a Raspberry Pi based tablet now. It sounds like a fun project, I just don’t want to be tech hipster guy.

Let me guess:

Sorry but I really dislike your friend now.

I guess he’s one of those that doesn’t own a TV either.

Is he Vegan? He’s Vegan, isn’t he?

They are everywhere in NYC! To be fair, it’s worse in hotels and apartments than in movie theaters. My office had an infestation in December and I was tempted to set fire to my cubicle.

My brother-in-law is the same way and it’s maddening! He would love Game of Thrones but refuses to watch anything popular. OK, keep enjoying your COPS reruns, fatass. I feel I should confess I haven’t seen Star Wars yet but that’s just because I’m scared of bedbugs in NYC movie theaters.

I’m experiencing secondhand annoyance.

I mean, at that point he’s really trying way too hard to seem independent from technology/pop culture. He reminds me of those people that claim they’ve never heard of “a Justin Beeper,” or claim to not know which sport the “Superb Bowl” is for.

Hahahaha so good

I was picturing a guy in his mid to late 20's.

This leaf is a battery.

I thought the same thing...

It’s either you fault or theirs—not the internet’s

#4. They chose not to reply your email because it’s not worth their time.

To be fair, Tesla didn’t invent wireless power either... he was just the first to experiment with it based upon the work of his predecessors that built the concept with their equations and theorems.

There weren’t many american animals shipped back to europe which might help explain the riddle of why almost all indians died while europe didn’t suffer nearly as much from american diseases.

Fun fact: Most comets have two tails. One is dust, the other ionized gas which is deflected by the sun’s magnetic field.