Hetero females too! Seriously, in what movies has she bared them?? Asking for.....myself.

I think he means that you couldn't handle his micro-penis. Those things take work

Right? One person offers a series of events with a clear aggressor and with easily identified victims. Another, more violent person counters the story with only her own assertion that SHE is the victim. She doesn’t dispute any specific part of the story, she merely claims that she’s the one being wronged.

tomorrow’s season premiere of Saturday Night Live

Point.

Darling, why are you feeding the troll?

There was a cosplayer at DragonCon who did an Abbie cosplay. For a second my friend and I thought it was Paulie Perrette in character.

An unrepentant murderer and a liar.

THE TRUTH WILL NOT BE SILENCED! YOU CAN’T STOP THE SIG-wait, that’s the wrong franchise.

You must be referring to Lucas’s attempt to cover Solo’s ass using obviously doctored footage. But I have, in my possession, untouched video evidence that Han Solo did in fact shoot first, thus brutally ending the life of an innocent freelance bill collector.

‘Kind of a douche’ is actually an understatement. The man has a track record of drugging and raping a UW student, a few DUIs, battery, drug charges, and even domestic violence towards Solo herself.

I desperately wanted to reply to you with a Eurotrip FOOTBALL HOOLIGANS gif, but the internet has failed me.

That guy is waaay more than just a douche:

And heterosexual females and homosexual males. Everyone loves boobies.

Judge decides Han really did shoot first, orders Lucas to surrender remaining sliver of chin.

it’s such a played out show, but i will always love ncis.

Dastardly!

U.S Soccer needs to stop protecting and doing the bare minimum with this asshole

Yeah, no. Anyone who can see your comment history knows you’re anything but good-natured. You just troll with offensive shit, then play it off as “ LOL I TROLL YOU! Just kidding!”