And de-hair people.

Must have smelled lovely.

Not every electric current can electrocute. As long as this is low-amperage, it’s fine.

All of those cracks in the surface can turn into potholes pretty quickly. This eliminates that problem.

That sounds like you would have huge heating bills though.

You have to use your Personal Information Number Number with it.

This was much funnier when they used real footage and called it Walk on the Wild Side.

Joe Nickell wrote a great article debunking Oak Island in the Skeptical Inquirer many years ago. His conclusion was that it was essentially a prank by a bunch of freemasons with too much time on their hands.

I stopped using shampoo a year ago and my life-long dandruff problem has disappeared. I just wash my head in water now and give it a scrub with my hands. No smell, no complaints from my wife, it looks fine, etc. Shampoo is a racket. I’ve showered without soap and I know that soap is necessary, but shampoo, fuck it.

Even if there was a Joshua, son of Joseph the Carpenter and his wife Mary, born in Bethlehem and lived in Nazareth, then ran a heretical Jewish anti-Roman sect, that is as far as the similarities go to the magical superman in the bible, so it’s like claiming Dracula and Vlad the Impaler are the same person.

Ice cream... children’s ice cream...

Credible!

I'm not going to explain to you why incest is unethical. Sorry.

“There were probably only one or two Europeans with boots on the ground in this region at this time,” he said. “But the other thing that’s coming into America at the time is livestock—cattle, sheep and pigs. I think there’s a strong possibility that animals were as much a vector of disease as Europeans.”

Miles Dyson? I thought you were dead!

...because yellow is something that is considered incredibly unethical and abhorrent to most people?

Well most of that other stuff wasn’t in the pilot. The incest was.

It’s too bad. I’d love to have seen the agency’s analysis of “it’s on America’s tortured brow / That Mickey Mouse has grown up a cow.”

They had one on Groucho Marx, so...

It sure does if you don’t store it properly. It can also get brittle and just fall apart. And even new tape can snap or come off the end spindle.