Oh, good point. I have no idea.

Not wrong at all. And yes, the portability was good, except they would get slower and slower as your battery ran down, at least in a lot of the earlier players. There were several songs I got used to hearing at the wrong pitch because of that and even now, they feel wrong to me when I hear an mp3 of them.

Still ew. Incest is where I check out. It’s why I don’t watch GoT.

Well you’re welcome to doubt that, but...

There is literally no good reason to bring back cassette tapes as a popular medium for music. I say this as an audio engineer who also used to work at a cassette duplication house.

So did the inventor of the phonoautograph*. Sadly...

That’s why we have one of these.

If you’re going to go that far, why not just bring an entire collapsible hotel room with you? Just set it up in a parking lot.

That ice bucket has more than one use!

Sort of like why W. C. Fields never drank water- “fish fuck in it.”

We had these back in the 80s, but we called them ‘stereos.’ You kids...

That’s not what I meant, but I imagine there’s a fair number of very weathered broken barrel pieces down there.

You know, I’m all for shipping characters, but when it gets incesty... ew.

The superhero story has been dissected in minute detail and put back together in every way imaginable at this point. I just don’t think there’s much fertile ground there. That’s not to say they’re no longer enjoyable, it’s just that you’re just not going to be ground-breaking with your “alternative” idea for what a…

Remember when TV shows took place in places other than New York and Southern California?

I’m less curious about whether or not they can turn it off and more about whether or not they’ll be able to get any useful fossils from the dry falls.

Well no duh. That’s why it was shut down.

As always, you can build the most secure system in the world, but it doesn’t matter if there’s humans in the mix.

I don’t know if it’s still there, but there used to be a restaurant near UChicago that sold what they called Black Forest Coffee. It was basically an ice cream sundae, but with coffee at the bottom instead of ice cream. So amazing.

Hey, we didn’t kill them all off. We left a few tokens to run casinos and live in shanty towns.