Caps Lock, ~ and Insert keys because fuck those guys.

Caps Lock, ~ and Insert keys because fuck those guys.

Oh so you’re one of those people. If I’m in the same cubicle farm with you and I need to use your computer for a few minutes, I hate you. Just FYI.

Oh so you’re one of those people. If I’m in the same cubicle farm with you and I need to use your computer for a few…

Why is there a horse on the space bar if it’s called Ducky?

Why is there a horse on the space bar if it’s called Ducky?

I wish Apple would sell the molds to someone like IBM did with their Model M molds. I would totally buy a modern version with function keys.

I wish Apple would sell the molds to someone like IBM did with their Model M molds. I would totally buy a modern…

You can clean them in dishwashers too. Back in the day, I helped a friend of mine at the university when I was still in high school load all the model M keyboards in the computer lab (do universities even have those anymore?) onto a cart and take them down to the cafeteria to give them their annual cleaning.

You can clean them in dishwashers too. Back in the day, I helped a friend of mine at the university when I was still…

They’re apparently function keys, so you have to hit the function button. I’m more curious as to why the hell they thought the control key should go where caps lock normally goes.

They’re apparently function keys, so you have to hit the function button. I’m more curious as to why the hell they…

Even in a terminal-only setting, cursor keys are pretty damn useful, like in a text editor... This seems needlessly compact for a mechanical keyboard.

Even in a terminal-only setting, cursor keys are pretty damn useful, like in a text editor... This seems needlessly…

It’s going to be legal within 10 years unless something really drastic happens. I think it’s inevitable at this point.

I’m not that far south. I’m in Terre Haute. I know a guy east of here, but I wouldn’t feel comfortable connecting him with someone I don’t know, sorry.

If I drive East for an hour...

I didn’t start blocking YouTube ads until they started expecting me to do things like watch a 3 minute ad for a 30 second video or watch a 5 minute video with 10 ad breaks. I imagine I’m far from the only one.

The answer to his is so obvious.

There’s something you’re not supposed to re-invent... I’m trying to remember what that something is...

Whoever it was that came up with the word ‘koozie,’ I hope you die of painful rectal cancer.

Whoever it was that came up with the word ‘koozie,’ I hope you die of painful rectal cancer.

Not only that, there was no soup with buffet. NO SOUP WITH BUFFET!

What we need now is a miracle. I know just the guy...

This makes me wonder... do you ever get emails that sound mean in the subject but are actually full of praise in the body?

Nomore threats no more jezebel no more anything goodbye

It’s clearly just not worth it anymore. Goodbye forever.

Don’t worry, nobody will be making that mistake again within the next couple of weeks. Bye.