Go. Fuck. Yourself.

Hatred.

No, someone who is parroting SeaWorld marketing copy is Astroturfing.

Oh, and by the way, I didn’t ask for your help and if I wanted the sort of “help” you could provide, I’d just ram a couple of knitting needles into my eyes and then ask if I wanted a band-aid.

Yes, yes. Either someone agrees with you or they don’t care about orca. That’s how reality works.

Okay, well you keep trying to claim you give a shit about me when you were ready to kick me when I was down earlier. Go peddle that shit to someone who cares.

If you’re going to Astroturf for SeaWorld, prepare to be insulted.

Yeah, whatever. Pretending you give a shit doesn’t mean a damn thing to me.

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I’m going with astroturfer.

I don’t know how good Matt Damon is on the subject of diversity when he doesn’t have a black woman to explain the concept to.

“White trash on the ground at night” sounds like an average evening here in Terre Haute, Indiana.

Which is ironic, because I’d give 3:1 odds the first man ETA: person (sorry) on Mars is there as a representative of China.

And I’m sure we’ve all heard the story of the child that loved the kitten or puppy so much that it hugged it to death. Love is not enough.

tealstar would never suggest that the orca chose human care just because he said that’s what the orca did. I mean that would be explaining its motivations and he definitely doesn’t do that, how dare you!

Because, unfortunately, he’s in line to win second prize in the beauty contest that is the GOP primary season.

I actually said to a Tea Partier recently during a discussion about gun control- “what if the left said to you: okay, you can have all the guns you want, you just have to concede on one single other position- abortion, taxes, the military, education, gay marriage, you name it. Just one single concession.”

As if you give a shit.