That is beautiful.

Okay well then I guess we should keep celebrating Columbus day. Fuck those Redskins!

I’m with you. All text messages must be read and responded to immediately. Otherwise we might as well have never left the trees.

I was about to post an allusion to a famous comedy routine involving mistaking family members for Jesus, but then I remember the man behind it is a horrible mass rapist.

It’s always fun until someone pulls out the severed finger...

Then she’s one of the lucky ones who hasn’t seen their shop shut down for arbitrarily breaking a rule it never broke while a dozen other shops sell the exact same merchandise or not gotten reimbursed for a seller or charged a fee they were not told that they had to pay or just tried to contact Etsy if they had any…

Did you miss the word ‘continent’ in my post?

I do not sell crafts on Amazon, but I do sell a lot of media through them and it’s such a painless process compared to Etsy.

As a seller- Etsy sucks and Amazon is really easy to work with, so I have no real problem here.

Thanks for the assist Jeb, good buddy!

Unlike Taylor Swift, cats know how to be spontaneous and not micromanage every moment of their lives to stage perfect Instagram photos.

Yes and no... the first Europeans to meet indigenous Americans were the Vikings, but smallpox doesn’t tend to survive in cold climates and there’s no evidence of any new diseases in Scandinavia after the years they’ve dated the Vinland settlement to.

First, the platform is 100% opt in – other people will not be able to create a profile on your behalf and especially not without your permission

A small number of Italian-Americans have parades and schools used to do some stuff for it, but really, it’s just what a British person would call a bank holiday for most people.

I’m not familiar with him so I’m doing some reading... apparently he was a pirate and he also once mined and carted 1350 of “gold” ore back to England, smelted it down and discovered it was iron pyrite, the aptly-named “fool’s gold.”

To be fair, there’s also evidence that he didn’t just take disease with him, he also brought syphilis back, so at least there was a little bit of microbial vengeance.

Pretty much all American holidays are an excuse to eat unhealthy food, get drunk and watch sports.

That kind of makes it sounds like you’ve changed it to a holiday to thank Columbus for bringing the white people. Just sayin’...

The world’s greatest actress, dancer and teen mother abstinence spokeswoman wouldn’t have appeared on it if it was pro-abortion.