Race is a thing. Just like every other social construct (i.e. middle-class, Christian) is a thing. Like it or not, we have separated society into groups which we call races even though there’s no actual science behind it. It doesn’t matter to the people in that group whether or not they’re ‘scientifically’ black or…

And yet, white men still dominate the Grammys...

Isn’t it fitting that when I read Kevin McCarthy’s name I think of the actor of the same name who’s famous for this?

Sell nothing, you can have all the leaves you can carry from our oak tree-filled property. And all the acorns too. And the fucking squirrels.

A faux pas, maybe, but a firing offense?

Here’s an idea instead: You grow a spine and ignore my comments if they are so horrible.

That’s hilarious that you people think I’m important enough to moan about on some whine-fest website. I’m printing that out and putting it on my wall. What sad little people you are to obsess over me when the only effect I have on your lives is what you let me have.

I look forward to Oh, Thetans! opening on Broadway.

I think the makeup of the prison debate team would be a pretty important factor here. I mean if it’s all con artists, they’re going to do a lot better than if it’s all meth dealers.

“Arken, there’s been a loud and an unhappy chorus of Jez commenters wishing for weeks that you would leave and never return.”

Please show evidence for your claim.

Yes. There are a lot of racists who do not credit black people with anything.

I’m not black, genius.

Because people not working for him were talking about this 15 years ago or more.

Wait... so before employers COULD punish employees for comparing pay? That’s supremely fucked up.

I don’t know, she didn’t feel that way about Glen Rice.

One slight problem there... I’m in a windowless room that isn’t near a tree.

I laugh every time I watch it. I wish more of their act had survived.

Could you imagine Kanye West and Sarah Palin trying to have a conversation?

So I guess the answer is yes, you’re my new stalker. How fun.