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I mean... I guess if you believe that you go to heaven when you die that’s true... but, like, doesn’t that also mean that your Earthly gun rights only matter for the short time you’re here compared to the eternity you’ll spend there? That’s why I have so much trouble wondering why Evangelicals are so angry about

Holy crap... and I thought Joseph Campbell gave Lucas too much credit...

Would you accept, “the prequels were an insult to my intelligence?” Because Mr. Plinkett can totally back me up there.

Sturgeon’s Law applies to Star Wars as much as it applies to everything else.

Whatever. People on TV stop existing when the show ends. Everyone knows that.

I got ungreyed yesterday! There is hope!

Did anyone else hear Ron Howard’s voice narrating the Liza Minelli part?

Wait, those two people still exist?

That’s a long time before learning that word processors have ‘find and replace’ as a function.

Well now that we know the details about the rape story from other commenters, is it really crossing the line?

That’s actually what I was thinking of when I wrote it, but it was before my time and I didn’t really want to get into an argument over whether or not it’s really true (there’s reasons to dispute it).

You have a keen insight into the psyche of people who only exist in your imagination.

So... you’re saying it’s the girl’s fault that the school massively overreacted?

No, I completely understood. You want them to never find work again and end up living on the streets because they were racists. I’m saying that’s more inhumane than their racism.

What?

Not every time he’s on the debate stage.

...says the person who brought this back to life hours after the last response and more than a day since it began.

Well we know one thing for sure- that eggplant is definitely not Jewish.

He would have to. He’s constantly Tweeting. There’s no way he could do that and everything else he does simultaneously.