That puts a whole new spin on fisting.

I would read huge novels—I read War and Peace when I was 12 years old

And yet, what you said was still a lie.

How many children have you adopted?

Something tells me self-mutilation is not the best course of action.

Then it doesn’t say much for you if you continue to respond to me.

Wow. What a lie. I did not say that her autism was the reason she didn’t think cheating is okay.

Oh how cute, you’re one of those people who thinks Godwin’s Law is an actual law.

Considering she’s the top female UFC fighter, I think she’s tough enough to play Wonder Woman.

Did she throw it while screaming, “YES SOUP WITH BUFFET!!!!!”

There were Jews who tried to join the Nazi Party too...

We need to get them in touch with the Roomba people!

It’s easier to keep someone from getting elected than to elect someone. Sorry I’m so pessimistic about this... I think she would make an excellent president. I really do. I just don’t think the oligarchs would let it happen.

I don’t know whether or not she would handle it better, but I do know that Wall Street and the Corporatists hate her infinitely more than they hate Hillary Clinton because, unlike Hillary, she never served on the board of Walmart and would probably tell them to go fuck themselves if they asked her to. They would do…

Yes, but remember, there’s always black people they can subjugate too.

I’m sure if someone came up with a robot who could give blowjobs and do light dusting, they’d consider it an acceptable replacement.

Thanks to Planned Parenthood’s contraception services, we were able to have a happy married life for years and wait to have a child until we were stable enough to properly care for her.

They shouldn’t worry their pretty little heads about it. Let the men decide if they get to live or die. That’s man’s work.

Also- Most federal money going to Planned Parenthood is in the form of reimbursement for services rendered.

Exactly. They don’t want women, they want incubators.