I’m thinking there might be better solutions to the problem of men like Kanye West.

Here’s you: I’m going to make a lot of claims but not back them up with anything other than a couple of pasted images that don’t have anything to do with his mother.

Rose’s mother, Dorothy, joined in and held a sign that referenced Kanye West who, in a February interview said: “It’s very hard for a woman to want to be with someone that was with Amber Rose, I had to take 30 showers before I got with Kim.” Men are incredibly dumb and this is a good sign.

Responds to me without my asking him to, tells me to shut the fuck up.

Yeah, and Rachel Dolezal’s imaginary father was also identified as black and she ‘looked black’ in her photos.

And you think this is significant because...?

And yet, it still doesn’t bode well for her campaign.

Again, that’s not going to help her get elected.

My wife rarely wears make-up or shaves her legs. That’s what she prefers and I think she’s beautiful without any changes anyway.

May I please make a polite request to change the photo to a close-up of the dog’s face or something? It’s awful enough to read about what happened to him, but then to have to keep seeing it every time I open Jezebel’s front page...

I’m actually more skeptical about this, but that’s mostly because anything sports-related bores me to tears. Still, I’m willing to give someone like Tina Fey with two terrific shows under her belt the benefit of the doubt.

If the only way you are going to hear the “right” stories about Hillary Clinton is to know which specific websites to find them from, that doesn’t really sound like it’s a good sign of a successful campaign.

These two sound like the sort of people who could afford to live in Manhattan these days...

Talking about poop before a lot of dating = dealbreaker.

Walking on a high wire is a dumb thing to do.

Good on you for never letting anyone get away with a lighthearted comment.

According to the Times, Clinton turned down the keynote address to the Human Rights Campaign, a powerful LGTBQ lobbying group, in order to make her second appearance on the show.

Because it amuses me.

I’ve never gotten into it, but it freaks me out that the actress above is in her late 40s. Did she get that process that Goldie Hawn and Meryl Streep got in Death Becomes Her?

Yeah, but that Kessel Run in 12 Parsecs thing was still bullshit.