Yes. It’s a totally black-and-white situation. Either this woman can have a cat in a government building with a no animals policy or no cats anywhere.

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Gasp! It’s almost like stereotyping isn’t an accurate way to gauge what an individual thinks, isn’t it?

I don’t know that “do the best you can” is exactly theological precedent, but I guess it worked for him.

I love cats. I just don’t want to die from an asthma attack caused by them.

Wow. You’re being pretty harsh about people suffering from tragic diseases. As if there was no empathy in you at all.

Well I didn’t think that I thought you were right, but you apparently know what I’m thinking much better than I do.

I didn’t go to my prom. That was 20 years ago and I’ve never regretted it.

I don’t think expecting cats to be kept out of government buildings is the same as ridding the world of cats. If she had kept the cat at home, I doubt anyone would be complaining.

No, not forever. Just while the cat is there and for some time after. And I know from personal experience. You said you’re allergic but can live with cats. I literally could not do that and survive. I’d die of an asthma attack.

True fact: until fairly recently, Waffle House in Indiana was a different company from Waffle House everywhere else and the more famous Waffle House went by the name Waffle Steak instead. And no, the Indiana Waffle House food wasn’t any better.

I don’t see what’s so menacing about a guy in camo with a gun strapped to him walking into a place at 2 am and demanding food...

It’s almost like I wasn’t being serious.

I would? Huh. I guess you’d know better than me.

This world needs more Demi Moores and fewer Michael Douglases.

I could look it up...

A man named Carlos Limas owned the number I have before I did (more than 10 years ago now) and he was some sort of major deadbeat because I still get calls from collection agencies and some of them still refuse to believe I am not Carlos Limas.

I didn’t know pigeons lived that long.

Male strip club manager?

Apart from my referring directly to it when I said: Well, I mean, she would say that. It’s her cat... kind of hard to know how true that is. She also says she keeps it to comfort grieving people, so it’s clearly not all that separated from the public.