I have a visceral dislike of RDJ that I’ve never been able to really explain (but the fact that he’s a diehard republican made me feel a little vindicated), so I may not be shocked if it is him.

Well in the book Mystery tries to kill himself, so hopefully they will portray the horribly depressing and insecure life that he led. Honestly the book isn’t a how-to, it really makes the lifestyle look very depressing and sad.

Can we start a Toddler for Teens program where teenagers babysit for parents who can’t afford childcare and teens are rewarded with idk, school credit, ice cream, the realization that being a teen parent sucks.

Seriously. “These kids.” Lochte is 32 fucking years old. Yes, he’s an idiot, but he’s a grown-ass idiot.

I’m recalling this off the top of my head, but I think he said cash, one or two of the wallets. They left the credentials and their phones.

For the metrically challenged among us, she was lifting over 350 lbs. I sometimes struggle to carry all my groceries upstairs in one trip.

You have a virus.

This makes me sound like a cranky old person, but I have never gotten over the shittiness of Snapchat’s UI. It should be intuitive, but it’s not.

All of the examples you take from Wiki are referring to pictorials taken after she married Trump. She was posing as a trophy wife, not working for those magazines as a fashion model.

My pee permanently smells like coffee.... And no I will not cut down

Before I read anyone else’s replies to crazy dates I’m going to post my own. It is incredibly specific (and incredibly long, like all my SNS posts), so hello to anyone who might be reading this who knows me in real life.

I do not know if mine counts because I did not actually go on the date. I was stood up by a guy because before coming to pick me up, he got arrested for shop-lifting a toaster oven at K-Mart using the self-checkout machines.

Once when I was an undergrad, I went on a first-date to a concert with this musician. I noticed that he was extremely quiet on the way there and pretty much through the whole show and afterwards. I was starting to feel really worried that I had said something wrong, because I kept trying to chat the whole night and he…

That’s how I felt with the books. The first two were OK. Not great but not terrible. By the last book I was like “What is this shit?” and wanted to throw them across the room.

Plus when you go to public school you also learn how to solve your own problems. You arent going to get along with every kid ever, but you know you will see them every day for 9 months-ish. So you learn how to get past any problems you and that kid has. Even if a home schooled kid who has daily outings and interacts…

Yeah and I studied for that test for six weeks, and by six weeks I mean I wrote half a page of outline on night one, did nothing for the next five and s half weeks, occasionally looked at the cover of a book, and then panicked and did everything the night before.

Between this and the Trump/Pence logo, I am now convinced that there is a maybe not-so-small group of Republican operatives secretly trying to bring down Trump from the inside.

Ah. In that case, the laws might be different. They might not need her permission.

I sometimes hold them up with both hands while watching television if it’s hot and I don’t want a bra on. It’s weirdly comforting as well as comfortable!

Reduced fat cheese is the devil. Some things should never be reduced fat.