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At least Curry had a good Father’s Day, he got to spend it playing basketball with his daddy.

In early 2003 I got back into NBA ball after a long hiatus (I’d spent my childhood watching Bird’s Celtics but fell out of sports fandom in my teen years and into my early twenties). That spring, I saw an ESPN Magazine cover with some dude on it, labeling him the future of basketball. Curious, I picked it up, and read

Well, Cleveland, sometimes you gotta take a lot of figurative and literal dick punches before you make it. Congratulations.

You’re a bitter idiot. Does seeing other people happy make you feel bad about yourself? Are you really that devoid of identity and self-esteem?

CLLLEEVVVEEEELLLLAAAANNNDDDDDD

I can’t look at that Lebron James face without laughing my ass off, so this one was a winner even before I panned right.

Game 7: Warriors Win

Mike Tykeson