God the memories! That damn Yoshi race slamming the buttons! Looking for the Lazy Shell Armor (Princess had that equipped) and Lazy Shell for Mario.

It boils down to people who just want to blow through stuff as fast as possible. That’s it. Sometimes people will be like I got 15 minutes lets do this. Then usually that person (a high rank) will rush in and die. They’re the direct reason for the loss, and then whomever is the lower rank will then get saddled for the…

neat

I hope he didn’t add to the gene pool before he died.

I’m more surprised that this game is still played. And this feels like a sponsored content article. South Park warned us about these!

I can’t understand a fucking thing they’re saying. Sounds like they have shit in their mouths.

People die every day. This is isn’t out of the ordinary at all.

Who uses their real name with gamertags?

These only exist because 99% of the population is brain dead.

I watch without the volume on. It’s usually more enjoyable as background filler anyways. It’s not like commentators actually bring much to the table.

I’m assuming he meant supporting a candidate or commenting on either parties. None of his tweets were siding rebuplican or siding democrat. None of those tweets questioned the law of the land based on political affiation. The minute anything politicial is brought up in sports I stop watching. All politics are fucking…

I’m ok with Alleck’s opinion and swearing, because this is how everyone should feel. It is pretty fucking stupid.

Almond milk tastes like fucking butthole. I’d rather drink gasoline.

Wish I could’ve watched it, couldn’t find it on the TV ANYWHERE.

And the world said: “No one cares.”

Actually never notice what logo is on stuff. I’m the consumer who only buys shit that is cheaper.

Nope. I still would put Jordan, Magic, and Bird ahead of him. (I’d say Lebron is a top 15 player of all time) Once again, the big shot at the end of the game isn’t Lebron it’s someone else. (Kyrie Irving).

I’ve never had a problem. It’s simple and easy to use. Maybe you’re pressing the wrong buttons?

This is why you don’t waste your money on Kickstarter

This is the least surprising thing on the internet today.