All you need to know about Chris Christie is that he had the balls to say this during the debate last night:

Oh, you think being a dick is your ally. But you merely adopted the dick; I was born in it, molded by it. I didn’t see basketball until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but hot takes!

Jon Gruden: See, this guy right here. He’s a guy I like to call “Brokey McFuckstick”, because I make around 40% more annually than-

“Those bastards in Bristol are ruining everything,” Palin continued. “I’ll be babysitting every weekend ‘til I’m fucking 75 years old at this rate.”

“Now...where was I on the ESPN thing....oh right, Curt Schilling...”