To the diehard Bernie people crying in these comments and, according to my TV screen, literally crying at the convention:

My family of origin’s motto was, “Too many chiefs, not enough Indians.” Our own family motto is “Naps are good.” You can see that things have simmered down a bit through a generation.

This is such a solid valley of the dolls reference. Well done!

Carpeting options for Range Rovers..

Yes! That’s all I can think about every time I see it. And I think, Maybe Lindsay and James himself would be better. I mean, he seems kind of...I don’t know...attention seeking and weird? So, like, taking on Lindsay as a project girlfriend could be a good activity for him. Lots of press, and keep him busy doing…

The $200 breakfast and bash is an optional fundraiser. People can still get their credentials without paying $200. I mean Jesus christ people, it’s on their web page. It took me like 5 whole minutes to fact check that.

Yeah, she blames Hillary Clinton for the Benghazi attack but gives a total pass to the Republican congress who refused, on multiple occasions, to authorize additional resources to the embassy that could have prevented this. Just incredible.

I miss Ann Richards.

She is her mother’s daughter. Ann Richards destroyed Dubya: “Poor George, he can’t help it — he was born with a silver foot in his mouth.”

That T is fucking the shit out of that P.

It’s worth mentioning that HB 1337 isn’t just an anti-abortion bill, it also hurts women who don’t even want one. The part that requires the fetus to be buried or cremated makes no allowances for miscarriages OR length of pregnancy - every sexually active, fertile person who gets a period without officially disposing…

This is the guy who wanted to force women to have burials for their miscarriages. That is the only sentence about him anyone should need to hear.

Bought this book years ago and lent it out and never got it back but it is an interesting read. The book is written by 2 guys that worked at the park and the book is divided up by how people die (fall, dehydration, etc...) at the Canyon. The intent of the book is for people to read it before showing up and not to do…

Jesus. I remember visiting Yellowstone and seeing those beautiful colored pools, and then having the guide tell us this horrible story: http://www.snopes.com/horrors/freaki…

Oh god, underwater caves. Did you ever hear that This American Life episode? http://www.thisamericanlife.org/radio-archives…

This is the thing about Trump that I don’t hear about all that much in mainstream analysis - he’s not a businessman OR a reality star, not really. He’s a salesman. Every problem is a failure to make a sale. Iran nuclear deal? Kerry didn’t get up and walk away from the table and then “double up the sanctions,” so he…

First of all, I’m truly, genuinely not sure why you think I’d disagree with the statement that a poor white person has a better chance of avoiding prison than a poor black person. Like I’ve said about a million times, privileges don’t cancel each other out. Being white, or rich, or male, or straight, or whatever else…

It would be nice if we had better options, sure. But if you’re trying to refer to a group of adult female human beings, and your choices are to call them “girls” or “women,” call them women. That’s what they are.

Well, at what age do we stop talking about male humans as “boys” and start referring to them as “young men”? Late teens? Probably the same rough cutoff is appropriate when it comes to girls/women.

There are no degrees of suffering. As another old white dude said: