What am I even wrong about? That it was sarcasm? No. That you're the only person who didn't get it? No. That you acted like a fucking child when it was pointed out that you were incorrect? No. That you fabricated outrage so that you could be your normal, hateful Internet SJW persona? No. All of these things are true.…

"Obvious" because literally everyone else got it. Don't come in here acting like a child just because you're too fucking dim to see what everyone else saw.

If work was any less boring, I might not have given a shit about the idiot who can't see the sarcasm that everyone else saw calling me dumb. As it turns out, Tuesdays are slow and you're easy to make fun of. Win-win.

Every single one of your comments is the same vitriolic bullshit. You are literally always an enormous, shit-spewing asshole.

Going through all your comments was like watching an angsty 14 year old discover the word "fuck" for the very first time. I hope you grow the fuck up one day, and maybe even learn a few lessons about reading comprehension, not talking out of your ass, and not being a fucking asshole.

Wow, seven in a row. You are just a shitposting MACHINE.

Bitch, you liked THE ROCKETEER. Movie bashing badge REVOKED.

Do you just copy/paste this comment into every article? Do you have anything else to say? Ever?

Don't you feel a little bit like a hypocrite for posting that? Just a little?

Went looking for more stupid shit comments you posted. Was not disappointed. How about sharing a link to your Tumblr blog? We all need more whiny pieces of shit telling us to check our privilege. Being stuck behind a computer at work has one main advantage: I can call you fucking stupid after every fucking stupid…

There's even people calling it out as a joke, that posted comments before you. You just went looking for a reason to be a fucking whiny cunt, because that's all people like you can do well; be a whiny fucking useless cunt.

Ooo, name calling! You're like, mature and smart! We're all suuuper impressed! You're just lashing out at me because you're embarrassed by your own public display of slug-like intelligence. Anyway...

This person reminds me of those Fedora commenters on YouTube: claim to be from a thing (like Reddit, or GamerGate), act like a negative stereotype from that thing, wait for the hate mail to flow in.

Lighten up, Francis. That was obvious sarcasm. Check the user name before you tell everyone how, honestly, you feel so attacked right now.

Yeah, this was in no way a form of protest or a show of solidarity with victims, it was football players talking shit to other football players with the most embarrassing/infuriating thing they could think of.

Nope, completely missed it. I think someone on the social media team must've put it up again, because I think I followed a Facebook post here.

I swear to God, you guys already did this article. Did you write another one because he changed the menu or something, or am I just having more flashbacks from the future?

No, I don't think I will. I'm sorry that you think I put you out of business, or what-fucking-ever your gripe is, but I promise, I've never come between you and a dollar. If I pirated a game, it's because I couldn't buy it. If I couldn't buy it, that money was never yours, and was never going to be yours, so do please…

The only way to stop a bad baby with a gun is a good baby with a gun.

I split the cost of Internet with two other people, so I pay $10 a month for my Internet. No one is going to go thirdsies on a $60 video game that only I will play.