I have $3.44 in my bank account. If he's paying for dinner, I'd be willing to go to second base on a first date. I'm a guy.

"Oh, you screenwatching FUCK!" - Every Screenwatching Fuck in History.

Uh, technically, I think the guy who was fatally shot by a 9-year-old girl puts an uzi into a 9-year-old girl's hands.

Yeah, with this November release, they were just barely getting in before I stopped giving a shit. They missed the window.

Why'd you break up with her? Were you overcome with jealousy when you saw her Majora's Mask speedrun?

Dude, you seriously need to take a step back and look at how much time you've given to these jerks. In the time it took for you to defend your gaming preference, you could have mastered the Wasteland 2 character and combat systems.

Someone already mentioned it, but just to make sure you see it:

As a person of Hebrew decent, I happen to know a thing or two about comedy.

God. Damn. It.

Calm down, Francis.

Hey, Kotaku is my main! D:

I smell a fucking coverup. How convenient it must be to have a black cop, the president of the Ethical Society of Police no less, to be the one responsible for the murder of a black teenager. It can't be racism if the murderer was black!

As I've said in my other reply, I do not care about statistics. I'd rather my child be one of the millions that New Age parents will claim had their "independence taken away," instead of the hundreds that the news will say is a tragic loss.

You're right, but you're also not refuting anything I said. I said nothing about keeping them indoors or at arm's reach.

I was not a child in 2011 in Georgia. I was also not a child in 2011 in New York.

I fully understand that to be an outright, indisputable fact. You are right, it is extremely unlikely.

I wasn't a child in 2011, but I did live in Georgia when this story broke. It's 100% the reason why I keep repeating, "in pieces in (behind) a dumpster."

Do I need to post a link to one of hundreds of stories where children were left unsupervised and the next time they were seen was dismembered behind a dumpster? So, on one hand, you have a child who sits in a park alone, on the other, you have a child who lays in pieces behind a dumpster. Excuse me for being an…

Oh, wow. That's an amazing story.

I better get the fuck out of here before someone threatens castration.