So, the story here, based on the last paragraph, is that some shithead men did exactly what shithead men do, and what every Jezebel contributor expects men to do.

Because of Bane's laser eye and trademark knives.

Yeah, they can't speak any English, except when it comes time to tell me how worthless I am and specific instructions on how to kill myself.

Never happen.

Does Taco Bell count as dinner?

And now, a mostly-unrelated anecdote: My friend's two roommates were both regularly having sex with the same girl. My friend noticed a trend in who she'd end up sleeping with: whoever bought her Taco Bell would likely be the one she slept with that night. It was an almost 100% likely…

"I was off-put by the neon hyper-violence."

For the record, Hotline Miami is like a strategic Hotline Miami.

Makes great lube for anal sex.

Ah, the classic Starcraft 64. Just look at that Siege Tank go!

Do hunters REALLY need more beast synergy? Are you not satisfied with the insane amount you're already presented with?

Right, and no one ever learns any values or interpretive lessons from fiction...

And here I thought the problem was the favorable representation of an emotionally abusive relationship, that completely misses the point of a Sub/Dom dynamic, as a kinky and fun way to jump start your sex life.

Go read my other comments, specifically to NoelBlue. I don't have the patience to talk to snarky hypocrites; sitting there with your rhetorical nonsense, spewing bullshit just to satisfy yourself, so you can have a good chuckle over your "male tears" coffee mug that no one with half a brain is offended by. Keep…

"Cute"? Why do people insist on bringing their clever quips and condescension into a legitimate conversation...

Smells like troll. Bye.

I am obliged to inform you that I don't give a single shit if you think I made anything up. Bye.

And here we stand, in mutual admiration of one another.

Thank YOU for the conversation and the recognition of your snark. And thank you for not telling me I have a "teeny, tiny" brain like some other jackass did.

Thanks for insulting my brain. That was very nice of you and added so much to the discussion.

I don't need her to be real to know that what she's describing actually happens. Try to keep the rhetorical questions out of our conversation. And it was going so well...