I broke my elbow once doing stupid stuff with friends. When it happened and up to like, five minutes afterward, it didn't even hurt, so I laughed about it. Ten minutes later, my elbow was the size of a grapefruit and no one was laughing.

The scumbags who paid her to do something stupid, to which she willingly agreed?

They're scumbags, to be sure, but not for that reason.

Also, I highly doubt the marketing department of Playboy thinks to themselves, "Gee, I sure do hope showing this female's ass attracts cock-sucking faggot men to our publication." If…

I run it at 1080, 4xMSAA, 16x AF, all other settings Max/On.

Dual Core 2.9, GTX660

This game must be optimized by the hand of PC Gaming God.

You have GOT to show us that.

My tomato sauce takes a few hours.

Yeah, because THAT has anything to do with a grown man who used money to purchase an expensive item, then had remorse when considering the vapid nature of the industry his career is in...

Sorry, I'll get off your lawn now...but can I have my ball back, mister?

Dude, that's just Parkour Simulator 2014. I'm sure it'll be out soon.

No enemies. No conflict. No goal. Just you and the rooftops.

Holy shit, my sarcasm turned serious before I ended that sentence...

Are you saying the enemies shouldn't have had guns? I don't remember ever using a gun myself in that game.

If you're saying the enemies shouldn't have guns, I'm confused as to how that would play out or how it would make sense that a well funded megacorp wouldn't give its evil henchmen guns.

Over The Top at 11, you say? Count me in!

Jesus, someone come get this delicate flower to his feinting couch before he catches The Vapours.

ZONE, care to confirm rumors that you are, in fact, female?

Beware the Friend Zone, Bob.

Bewaaareee...

Let me make something clear before we continue: I am horribly biased. I am a paid Rooster Teeth sponsor and this is essentially my dream job.

"All day" is quite an exaggeration. They also do their own production and editing. They produce two video podcasts, several gaming-related shows and various miscellaneous shorts…

It's SO depressing that they get paid more than I do (I'm a System Administrator for a large company, no names) to sit around, drink beer and play video games.

Yeah, world's smallest violin, just for these guys...

Edit: I can't read.

I actually liked and even finished that game. It's been a long time, but I honestly don't remember any bugs, though I did play the PC version. Maybe they got patched?

-5 points for equating the dislike of objectifying women to homosexuality.

Your girlfriend must be...oh, no, wait...

You can't put a girl in front of the product at a strip club because the product is the girl. Their attention is a service and their person is the tool they use to do their job. Strip clubs are a place for looking at women.

Car shows are a place to look at cars. Some would say that it's degrading to women to,…

"Son, it took me 3.5 hours to read 25 pages."

Could some kind soul please make this into a "Fuck all this shit" gif?