Mycroft would have never allowed Trump to win.

“Hillary Clinton won the popular vote by over two million votes” is going to be my email signature for the next four years.

Watch Addams Family Values and then get back to me about whether you think Wednesday Addams was appropriating Native American culture or ...not.

Women are mutilated by their partners on such a regular basis that it barely makes the news. In my area alone in the last 2 years a woman’s husband cut her breasts off and a woman who went to my high school had acid thrown in her face by her bf. The acid thrower got a whopping 2 years in prison.

please, don’t be old

I think he looks like Hank Hill’s dad, Cotton.

Mike Pence looks like Dr. Drew’s uptight closeted brother.

I think he looks like a mean, demented astronaut.

Mike Pence looks like you’d find him strangling prostitutes on an episode of Law & Order SVU.

While we may not have any hard proof (YET), there is a 0% chance Steve Bannon has never said nigger.

As far as I’m concerned:

I’m gonna give him a tub of kisses and a desk of cuddles.

Hailed by some as the last great Puritan Christian of America, considered by most others an arrogant, draconian, pharisaical busybody who believed he had a right to nestle himself between the bedsheets of every couple in the country.

I’m one of those people who always looks at my poop. And I poo like 3 times a day, its awesome.

I have the worst most painful giant deep pimple I have ever had in my life.

This is very timely.

Everybody sharts.... sometime

And Jefferson Co. Tx just elected the state’s first black woman sheriff.

Every gain gives me hope. Every seat we fill gets us that much closer to the bully pulpit.

Hobby Lobby??