Well, I see Fashion has made it back around to 1996.

lol i am so embarrassed for anne hathaway. jesus

very anime of them

or, you know, turning his goddamn plate over and checking the back

Off topic, but have you ever seen a person suit the name Kody more than that asshole?

that’s so rude! FLUSH IT

every guy’s apartment i’ve been to, there have been no trash cans in the bathrooms. thank you for having tampons and i guess i’ll just put the trash in my bag.

I would like to thank the period-having coworkers with whom I consulted for this blog.

I’m most surprised by the fact that Flavor Flav has $3250 available in cash.

I visited a wildlife sanctuary in Tasssie last month and a worker brought out this baby she was fostering. Her mum has been hit by a car and she was being fostered until she was old enough to be released back into the wild. Her name: Mariah.

Would like to take a moment and bask in the gloriousness and applicability of Amber’s emojis:

But, like, don’t we all live in boxes, man?

Also there is no such thing as early April Fools’; you get April 1 and that is it.

I absolutely will not. How dare you.

A few years ago I made a comment to my best friend about turning 35 (I’m 7 months older than she is) and she, in complete seriousness said, “Wait, you’re 35? How is that possible? I’m only 33!” I had to gently explain to her that she did indeed turn 34 the previous summer and would be turning 35 later in the year.…

Saw the author was HamNo, assumed the answer was to watch society crumble around you, then use those crumbles as a sweet topping.

I’m assuming Shia’s beard is a donor site for Mia’s eyebrow transplants?

That actually is a great idea. I just bought a dresser from IKEA for $35. And I will now paint it and make it something a bit more interesting. And never break the $50 mark. Because I am poor.

500 DAYS OF KRISTIN, DAY 502: KRISTIN PROMOTES ANOTHER QUESTIONABLE RECIPE

Right. They’re not bad commercials, and she’s not bad in them. The ~~optics~~ are just...bleak.