DAMN, Coco that looks painful af.

You’re correct about everything except the artisinal mayonnaise because obviously we make our own.

Counterpoint: this is awesome

No. EVEN WITH THOSE ABS, HE IS STILL THE WORST RORY BOYFRIEND.

I swear to god, IF CHRISTOPHER FUCKS STUFF UP ON GILMORE GIRLS AGAIN...

Oh my god, the rest of the world has discovered otherkin.

Alternatively, You could get more options... and still be cozy & warm.

Alternatively, You could get more options... and still be cozy & warm.

For some reason*, when I read the headline I was thinking some British teens made instagram accounts for the characters and I was like “omg I want to follow Blair on IG!” Really disappointed to find out this is not the case.

Seriously, they’re doing so much to build up good will towards the royals. I feel like they’re following the model seen in some other European countries where they do have some official duties but have a proper day job. Wealthy but reasonable.

She looks like Jackie Kennedy if Jackie was a dead ringer for Natalie Portman. 1/5 stars would not Portman again.

Shout out to all my fellow Jezzies who read “inexpensive Yankee candles” and thought about how you only get Yankee candles when they're on the clearance endcap at TJ Maxx.

I am seriously researching and contemplating a move to Canada. If there are any American’s that have made the move that could provide insight on the largest differences and hurdles, I’d be interested in hear them.

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Jezebel Commenter On Jenny McCarthy Having A Radio Show: ‘Ick!’

I guess jet fuel CAN melt steel beams. ; (

The nitrile gloves are amazing for that. They’re so slick, very little sticks to them, and they don’t affect the food taste at all! Bonus, if your hands are dry you can put on a little lotion before the gloves, and deep-moisturize while you cook.

I use unpowdered nitrile gloves in the kitchen to prevent that.