“People say I talk about spumoni too much and that I’m condescending. (Spumoni is italian ice cream and condescending means I talk down to others.)” - John Kasich

Yes! That dress was tragic. Especially with the sequined shrug.

OMG. Same!

I made a vegan Sweet potato bourbon bisque with chickpea “croutons”.

With cobwebs?? Please.

Unrelated question: we can all agree Jack Berger was the worst bf on Sex and the City, right?

DIDN’T EVEN GET HIT BY A TRAIN

I’m so much more invested in this than I expected to be.

In the poll, you should have a “yes, she’s awful but I wish she was bitchier” option.

TAKE IT BACK TAKE IT BACK

Forget tatami, walking inside at all with shoes on is disgusting. I don’t want all that crap outside tracked all over my nice floors.

then why didn’t they just get Emma Stone?

Yeah... The commercial I keeps seeing has the voiceover “Six FBI recruits, in the best shape of their lives, all living under the same roof...”

UM, “could you be a peach” sounds SUPER condescending, and the choice to use it on DAY TWO of a new job with your BOSS is just ... that’s incredibly bad judgment.

1) Fitz is unattractive. Where are his eyebrows.

But they know people can see them, right?

I appreciate the work that went in to writing this. Are you ok? Have some wine.