nah bro. fall is da best. fuckin best apples ever, beautiful sunny skies and crisp air..gtfo wit dis shit.

Bethany Frankel has such weird body issues. She would never want bigger boobs. She wants to be a teeny tiny toddler.

I’m definitely not afraid of looking my age - but I am afraid of looking afraid to look my age.

“I’m only here so I don’t get fined”

“...and THAT’S why you should never be a racist, xenophobic, classist asshole.”

If you want some next level “the fuck is this” go find yourself some old Weight Watchers recipes. It’s all the THAT’S NOT HOW FOOD WORKS of mid-century recipes plus the questionable dieting advice of the 60s and 70s. For example.

“When Michelle and I came into office....”

great, now i’m going to spend the rest of my night writing lord of the rings/lady pop star crossover fan fiction

Strangely, I wanted the intaglio set when I first saw the photo, because I thought they were pressed powders.

You’re not fooling me, Carter!

I don’t know man- look at his thumb. It looks too small.

Gildew.

I am adamantly anti-romper, but do you think they make that one in my size?

I hate this news and I refuse to believe it

YAH GIRL MERYL 4 PRESIDENT

Look at a pulled pork sandwich. Talk to the pig it once was.

To be fair, WHO AMONG US hasn’t accidentally used a picture of a Nazi in a campaign ad.