Also, binge watching = netflix. If you're voting for both, what kind of sad life is this?!!

one of my favorite Life Moments was coming home at two o'clock in the afternoon on St. Patrick's Day to find a completely shit-faced girl slumped into the alcove of my apartment building. Her makeup was ... Fleeing the scene.

Shit. I didn't read this until after I'd voted and now I regret my choice. Pulling for you, drunk girl!

This was EXACTLY my logic. I am very sad right now. It's like walking up to a unicorn and blowing its brains out.

Also, watching Crying Drunk Girl Yell at Her Boyfriend is always, always entertaining. Binge watching is for when you're bored, and sometimes I'm even more bored afterwards (3rd Rock from the Sun marathon last weekend, I'm looking at you). Watching Crying Drunk Girl is invigorating.

I got to watch a Crying Drunk Girl get taken care of by her Boyfriend (she was sort of yelling, but I think it was just inability to modulate tone) in Penn Station last weekend, and it was BEAUTIFUL. Mostly because he was being super sweet to her but you could tell he just wanted to lose his shit laughing.

Yes that's another major one that no one should be voting against. (I don't even remember what it's up against and I still know that's true.)

I'm in a bad mood so I'll take it out on troll until I'm done.

Or we could leave strangers alone. I just don't feel it's my place to tell anyone I don't know to consider altering their facial expression. You also don't know their situation. For me, I glare because I'm squinting to see, no one needs to tell me what's up.

All I picture is:

Twizzlers are disgusting. Red Vines 4EVA.

I've just had a public mental breakdown over a spreadsheet and yesterday I got stuck in a new shirt and had to cut myself out of it.

This shouldn't even be up for debate. EOS. Any flavour. I'm partial to honeysuckle honeydew.

This shouldn't even be up for debate. EOS. Any flavour. I'm partial to honeysuckle honeydew.

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