Can you just let us have this for like five minutes before Deadspin comes in with an explainer of why we see the woodpecker as flying and the leaf on his back as a weasel?
Actual photo of me:
I feel you. Sometimes when I feel really bad I go on peopleofwalmart.com and realize that comparatively speaking I am doing OK.
It's been a bad day so far—Leonard Nimoy passing for instance—but we can at least console ourselves with not being dumber than a bag of hammers.
I hope something else comes along to help you shake your funk. Feel better!
Turn around, Lindsay Wagner! Robert Redford carved a sleeping kitty out of wood just for you.
Replace the dude with a cat and this is the story of my life... err, death.
That guy's poor wife. It must be like fucking a glass of warm milk.
"You know Tina, the Devil takes your soul every time you orgasm? That is why your mother is still a pure woman today!" (I'm just guessing based on the image, I have to wait until I am done with work to be sure.)
I read a few years ago that Target was making their clothes smaller, like, XL is really an L, etc. I used to be able to wear XXL in juniors, but now I can't even get any of it on. I feel like their underwear got smaller too. Lol So now I only go to Target for XXL men's graphic tees, flannels and cardigans. Dress it up…
See, that feminist was doing it wrong. Personally, I'm excited to have my own personal white man that I can corrupt with all my social justice warrior evil. Baby sleeper agent!
Was it a penis? (I bet it was a penis)
But Verbal Rape can make beautiful Verbal Rape Babies!
Empathy..ask your Doctor if it's right for you!