If that happened to me, I'd just leave it.

So she's nine now?

Every time I see you in the grays I'm like, "What the fuck are you doing down there?" And then I remember that it's a totally arbitrary system and tons of the best people on here are in the grays.

I will try! My current method is to draw a great left eye and then give myself a pep talk, "looks great, doing great. Who's reflected in that mirror? Is that Alexa Chung? Haha, funny and pretty! Just one little eye to go, You got this".

I just finished Season 2 of The Fall.

I've googled every name and reference in this post, but I still don't have a clue what is happening.

Single women: Do whatever the heck you want, short of causing harm. Non-single women: Same.

PHASE I: VIDEO GAMES

Conservatives have no memory. They're like that guy from 'Memento'.

That's enough internet for today. I'm out. Good bye y'all, I'll remember you all in therapy.

Cuticles are just terrible, terrible things. Burt's Bees Lemon cuticle cream thing works really well in personal experience, and if you can stand it (I can't) a lot of people swear by wearing lotion/moisturizing gloves overnight.

They ARE painful. And delicious.

Devon Sawa got schooled on that, right? Tell me Devon Sawa got schooled.

I'm picturing him communicating with his client via tomato soup can.

You know what's bullshit? She doesn't have any stretchmarks on her tits and I do.

Get out.

This makes me very sad.

what pissed me off the most was the fact that he didn't wipe the existing hair off of the tweezers in between pulls. Like START FRESH OMG