he becomes a werewolf after his 13th birthday? So Werewolf Bar Mitzvah spoke the truth?

Space bar broke, huh? You uh, should probably look into getting that fixed. I bet the scientologists will sell you a new keyboard for under $10,000.

This looks like HTML5 got drunk and threw up on Kinja.

How in the name of sweet baby Jesus did this emerge from the grays?

I heard that... motherfucker... had like, 30 goddamn dicks.

Diddy did it first:

SPOILER ALERT: One person calls it "Mail Kimp."

I love Serial and I think the only certain conclusion we're going to be able to take away from it is "Damn, the justice system is fucked up." Because regardless of WHO did it, I can't fathom how a jury convicted Adnan beyond a reasonable doubt based on the case presented.

It was about ethics in gaming journalism.

Joke's on you rich guy. I just made it my wallpaper for free.

Agreed, but I think this is more of the idea that a sociopath in prison for the rest of his life can find love, and most of us normal, boring humans can't.

Damn the man, NonServiam. Save the Empire.

Shut the front door! You're greyed?!

Bruce is sitting like he's my 83 year old grandmother.

I was driving my 3 step sons somewhere a while ago (ages: 6, 4, 2.5). They kept pointing out people walking on the street "LOOK AT THAT HUMAN" every five minutes. Then one of them says it as a woman crosses in front of us. The 4 year old quickly "corrected" them; "THAT'S NOT A HUMAN, THAT'S A GIIIIIRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLL".…

My five year old daughter calls a "tuxedo" a "tux-suit-o" and I don't have the heart to correct her yet. She pronounces it sort of like "tux-pseudo."

My grandfather could never pronounce Nintendo. To him it was always Nine Ten Duh

NEVER DRINK WINE AGAIN?? YOU SHUT YOU FILTHY MOUTH!