Don’t do what I did last year, which is see the post on FB at 4 in the morning from my friend tagging me the night before, and Blowing Up in the comments about how it was illegal, and then having her initiate a private discussion about how to have brought this to her attention without humiliating her. In my defense, 4…

I had to watch this because I just got surgery and was staying with my parents and was basically immobilized. But then I got up before they watched Young Sheldon, or so I thought. They DVR’d it and watched it the next time I was unable to move. WHY. 

I easily get overwhelmed with the enormity of tasks, so to encourage myself to compartmentalize or break it up or find a way to start SOMEWHERE, I have to take a deep breath and ask myself “How do you eat an elephant.” I even had a picture printed out of an elephant sectioned out like they do with cuts of beef just to…

I bet they produce so much food waste! Congrats to the happy couple! 

Oh, so NOT just because he’s Slender Man. 

I think eating an array of cold food off of boards is going to be my exclusive summer diet now. Not that I’m dieting, but like, I am going to just not cook anything for real once the temps get above 80 again.

Plus, falafel is typically (best) made with raw chickpeas and not canned. They’re too soft when the chickpeas are already cooked.

thank you 

I do not watch this show. I was at my parents’ house when they were watching, and Neil Gaiman was on, and my dad just goes, “Am I supposed to know who that is?” And now I HAVE NO PARENTS. 

bold assertion considering Jared Kushner exists 

I’m loving hard seltzers lately! Not tooooo bad compared to sweeter counterparts calorie-wise. 

I’ll be there in person!!! :D :D :D 

We’re allowed our fluff, and we’re not claiming it isn’t fluff. Gilmore Girls is still probably my favorite show of all time, and I don’t think I’ve ever felt adamant about persuading people that it’s a “good” show. It’s got something else to it. A comfort. A minor escape. I watched Maisel in about two days while I…

Also in the Portland area and would love your top Swanky Bar recommendations please and thank you

I did offer that tip! I was mistaken about the legality of edibles in OR though (legal in both OR and WA) 

• What, in your opinion, is the one food that is never better homemade? There’s not much I haven’t tried to make myself, but “better” also includes “is the amount of work worth the pleasure I get from this thing.” Thus, I have only made macarons twice, despite them being the Reason I have Silpat. I would say that things…

Got it. I had some friends tell me they specifically went into WA for edibles but I don’t keep up on Weed News 

I officiated my friend’s wedding in that park in the middle of Ladd Circle!

Don’t go to VooDoo Doughnuts. At least, don’t go to the Downtown location. It’s much busier than the one on the east side, and has no seating. I can think of nothing more exhausting than trying to take a child through the one downtown.

I have an Anova and I’ve yet to do burgers in it. Maybe, maybe soon.