FSD is an arm of a Nebraska sheriffs office, so he’s really just another cop that thinks cops should be able to do whatever they want.

I’m not giving him that much credit even with his “bingo” response to you. He’s complaining about ending traffic stops, which means he doesn’t actually understand what that concept means, ergo, he’s outraged at a headline.

Actually, he’s just another Nebraskan who thinks big city cops don’t do enough racial profiling.

The real meat of the story and source of anger isn’t them quibbling over using the word “Cruise”. It’s what you slipped in right at the end - that this shit is gonna be a goddamn microtransaction.
I’m gonna go on the record for this - every single auto manufacturer can take their microtransactions and over-the-air…

Power Wash Simulator is apparently very satisfyingly to play.  I don’t get it.

No point in fretting over the natural self-selection of idiots. I would honestly find it a point of interest. I’d probably name it the natural selection pool and commission a fiberglass sculpture of the car crashing through he fence as a party piece.

So tragedy, if self imposed, for driver and passengers, but what becomes of your party pool or kids play pool after a car lands in it and two people die?  Kind of ruins the vibe doesn't it?

Their pool guy is going to be pissed.

And then paint it like if there was still an underpass, just like Wile E. Coyote did.

From the FAQ:

There are conduits under the road (sewer or something) meaning it can’t be lowered. The 8 inches it was raised *was* the result of adding more to the grade on either side - it’s what was economical, and to do it again they’d be bringing in earth to *miles* of track on either side. There is plenty of infrastructure…

They did raise the bridge!
There are sewer / water lines under that roadway, so the road can’t be lowered. 

I’ve been there, the drive-around for taller vehicles is one fucking block over. And as others have said, it’s a railway bridge, so lifting the bridge means regrading the rails for literally miles in both directions. It’s not that easy.

Do you also hate puppies and sunshine?

I can’t recall the details, but there’s a good reason why they can’t. It’s a rail bridge. I think the slope approaching it is already at the limit or something.

No, Mr. Bond I expect you to fry.

I want to see a spy movie where the low budget villain tortures the hero with focused sunlight coming through a TC Opera window. Sure, it’s no laser... but LASERs were expensive in the 80s.

Oh my gawd!

I’ll never buy a car with the “elephant’s asshole” leather treatment on the door panels. Never. I’m a man of principle.

$6200 for a 32 year old Camry? High book is less than half the asking. I’d consider maybe $3500 because it’s clean. There’s thousands of newer cars for less money than this thing