Listen buddy, I saw a copy of Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney on the shelf at a game shop years ago. I didn’t buy it but let me tell you, looking at the cover picture taught me a lot about the legals and the briefs, so I think I’m qualified to say that this is a clear-cut win for the claim-man against the bad-team, for a…

Star for giving the finger to recalcitrant part...me every time I touch my cars

Here is an example of my nice price process when evaluating any car. There are automatic base-price bumps you total up to see where you are. These are not debatable:

1) Runs : $800

rebadged saab from that era still was more saab than GM. often having only a smattering of original parts. It’s remarkable how much GM didn’t pay  attention to saab

It’s a nice price because it’s a working car under $5000 with no glaring issues that prevent it from being a useful, reliable automobile.

The ol’ trip down memory lane. I haven’t seen a car bra up close in decades. What were we thinking back then?!?!

I’m voting NP, but just be aware of how much may be involved in dealing with convertible top issues.

They’re slow. I get it. 140 horsepower ain’t an impressive number. People forget the 240SX of the same era made like 130 horsepower.

I have a soft spot for this one. Have a star. 

The first five years of Jalopnik or so was 20% riffs on the Mitsubishi Starion.

The Mitsubishi Starion.

It would be great if people stopped giving the narcissistic Conways (meaning Kelleyanne AND George) the attention they crave. Stop having KAC on tv shows, stop retweeting GC on twitter. Just stop. Let it be known that we still give a shit about kids in this country and won’t abide child abusers or their enablers.

I love how a girlfriend’s highly specific and unprompted statement, corroborated by a lawyer who also represented the alleged bomb builder, that the guy was building bombs in an identified location is seen as insufficient for a warrant to search said location, but...

Not for me, but picture it with MAGA flags.... It would be the hit of the Villages. The owner could play Bigfoot and crush golf carts.

-A teenager who saved grass-cutting money for five years to buy his first car.

What do people do to their interiors to trash them so bad? This car has 166000 miles on it and the interior is simply thrashed. Not only is it dirty, but cracked and torn.

I honestly can’t decide how to vote, so let’s do a pros and cons list:

This thing is the bastard poster child of the International Confuckteration of Douchebros. Start here and work your way up to Harley Davidson tattoos and pissing Calvin stickers.

Hate to break it to you, but Bangle designed the E46 you posted.

I like how he posted the much-requested facelifted version of the car and not the dumpy original.