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There is video of Don Jr. eating ice cream at a campaign stop for Saccone. Saccone was giving an interview and Don Jr. was just in the middle of the whole thing going to town on that ice cream like a drowning man clutching a life preserver. Something tells me these developments are not news to him and he’s stress or

At the time of their engagement, Mr. [Don Jr.] Trump accepted a ring from the Bailey Banks & Biddle jewelry store in Short Hills, N.J., in exchange for publicity, recreating his proposal in a New Jersey mall. (NYT)

Vanessa really looks like a Stepford-bot in that picture.

I think black and silver weddings were a thing there around 2005. I’m shocked at how cheap their clothing looks. Why don’t their suits fit?

The little wire hanging from the bottom of the painting. These people are so fucking trashy.

THIS:

Oh WOW, I’ve never seen that entire photo before, only the Beavis and Butthead half. The women’s expressions! The empty glass on the mantel! The maid of honor in, basically, also a wedding dress, so it almost looks like a double—! Ugh. I need to go boil my brain now.

The rats are abandoning the ship.

I’ve just now realized my longest recurring nightmare of people I don’t know forcing their way into my home to throw a rager is likely based on Cat in the Hat. I also always had major anxiety reading/hearing that story.

The Fish in The Cat in the Hat should be at the top of this list. I know, in the cartoon it is voiced by a guy but the book does not assign that fish a gender and I would argue it is the ultimate Lame Bitch.

We are set up to hate the fish, when all it does is point out that we don’t know that cat and he should not be

Agreed! I could watch it 100 times.

I’m sorry but all of your opinions are wrong and bad.

Jesus school is such a shitshow. The only thing holding this movie back is all the anxiety of will give potential audiences.

Hamm was in one of my fave SNL sketches ever.

Somehow all those seasons of Mad Men with Jon Hamm in this impeccable suits and shirts have made him more attractive when he looks scruffy, rolls up his sleeves and goes blue collar.

I had to google Adam Scott and no. I mean, we all have our tastes, but no. No over this guy.

What if Jon Hamm is the universe and his eyes are earth?

I had parents at a parent teacher conference ask me (well the mom did all this talking) about their daughter’s grades. She was doing well. Then the mother asked me about her attitude and I told them I never had problems with her. And that was the truth, she was and is super pleasant to have in class - no attitude and

I grew up with anxiety that manifested similarly. It was not easy for my parents. However, they didn’t really know what it was and didn’t even recognize it as anything other than “acting out.” It was tough being grounded for “not acting pleasant” when really I was having an anxiety attack. You sound like you’re doing

Teens on TV are always so witty and sharp and self aware... like they are always smarter and more together than the parents.