And the answer was yes.

Whats with Samer and the hair? Its not about the hair! This is funny.

True, but in Jen’s defense, Versace’s entire line this year is a replica of 25 years ago.

To be fair she did have a nice jacket on for other events.

The cups on the dress are not the right size for her breasts. When this happens to me I find it mildly annoying, but also feel like it’s bad design. Why doesn’t this dress fit her properly considering the amount of time, effort and money involved?! I am confused.

I hope she had an assistant waiting right off camera with a full length coat. No one should have to brave February temperatures (especially on the waterfront!) in a sleeveless gown.

Counterpoint: dressed for rain and ass kicking while still dripping sex appeal.

Ugh, Gimme Brow. C’mon, Benefit, get that stuff back in the stores, ASAP! Stupid woman using it on her stupid eyelashes like stupid mascara. Why do the rest of us have to have patchy eyebrows because of one idiot woman??

I feel like, if there had been a moment when *I* had been the most beautiful woman in the world, I might reminisce publicly once in a while, too.

Kristen Wiig is my everything.

Seeing her sitting there like that all neat and proper and ladylike just made me miss my grandmother so much I’m ready to start bawling at my desk.

The only good (is it good?) thing I can say about myself is that from far away, I look EXACTLY like Liza Minnelli. As in, my own mother sees pictures of Liza Minnelli and thinks it’s me. When she’s not wearing glasses.

How I see myself:

I would die if I won something that Liza owned (um, look at my profile pic). Also, there was an Ice Dancing pair last night that skated to a Cabaret medley.

Apparently he recorded it with Blac Chyna’s phone and they haven’t spoken since they broke up in August (as per the TMZ article).

Then whose skull did I buy on ebay??

Well if he dies anytime soon it’s going to be your fault now.

People say that if they would become rich, they’d donate money, get a good education and not let the fame go to their heads. Emma has done just that, yet people find something to complain about. How symptomatic of our culture...

How does somebody not have their own copy of a sex tape that they themselves recorded?? Did he use a camcorder from the AV department of a local high school and he forgot to sign out a tape?!

Jennifer Aniston doesn’t strike me as the marrying kind. More like the series-of-young-lovers kind. She gets older, they stay the same age. Which is how I’d live my life if I could