I had the complete opposite reaction. There’s so much ‘how I got my body back in 6 weeks’ bullshit for celebs, I thought it was very honest of her to say it took over a year (more than the 9 months on/9 months off) and hard work to see the change she wanted to see.

“Loosing” is among my biggest pet peeves in commonly misspelled words, and no, its use is not limited to weight loss forums.

I mean she totally has horrible taste in men, but that’s not a crime and revenge porn is. At least we’re sort of past the stage where celebs were actually apologizing when their private photos were leaked, that shit was so fucking backwards

To be fair it’s her job to be fit. Or it makes it her more likely to be hired.

Agreed. I’d definitely take the one-month after photograph.

Not that anyone cares about my lady-boner, but I think Katherine Heigl looked completely gorgeous with a rounder figure. I think she’s really pretty, anyhow.

You can’t disagree with a fact.

She was brutally flat at least half a dozen times, and not in a good or intentional way.

“I’m just saying, I don’t know about that, eh?”

Me: Okay, I have to listen to this. Apparently Fergie fucked up the national anthem at the NBA All-Star game.

No, we are definitely not listening to the same performance.
She hit two bad notes on the first word! I don’t know if I could count high enough for all the bad notes in the whole performance.

Meanwhile, Canadian Twitter is mixed about the Bare Naked Ladies performance of the new gender-neutral version of the anthem. MIXED!

Shit. That’s where I’ve been strangling geese all these years. Right in front of my vegetarian wife too. Where should I do that? Kitchen, basement, bedroom, bathroom? 

I actually think you undersold how bad that was.

I know she’s divorced now, but she’s got to be really desperate to want to fuck a song that badly.

It’s almost as if this woman had the right face and body to front a “band” and nobody considered whether she actually knew how to perform these jobs...

I think all the paint just fell off my living room walls

Did she say “proo through the night”? Jesus.

Will Ferrell doing an imitation of Fergie singing the national anthem would have been better than Fergie singing the national anthem.