huh? is this how humans behave? just asking for my alien friend. i’m trying to explain to him how humans interact with one another. this probably is not the best example.

Nicholas Sparks’ house is filled with paintings by Thomas Kinkade.

It kind of sucks that of all characters, Noah was the one who didn’t have an arc.
(I’ll show myself out, thanks.)

Where’s that loafing layabout Encyclopedia Brown when you need him?

but I like writing about them.

I know just the guy you need for this job.

he seems v perplexed by her hip pads after being distracted by something off to the right (mel gibson stabbing ricky gervais? idk guys)

It is biased, but very compelling. It's definitely worth your time. Who does it hurt if you believe what the filmmakers portray? There's no purchases to be made!

Thanks for coming to the party. Have some tea.

Yeah but the tea was nothing compared to the 1 grand he gave her to tell a favorable story to the press.

Between this Mark Salling news and the ever present inconceivable support on twitter today for Bill Cosby, here is a picture of my puppy to cheer everyone up.

looks like Ramsay Bolton

I saw this last night on Twitter and was in love. Hot Saucerman and Casey Wilson are amazing together. It was so wrong, but so right.

Watching that monster cry and shake was the closest thing to any kind of justice I’ve felt in a long while. Fuck him and may the brave women who shared their stories find peace.

We feel bad for a man who has had a rough life, witnessed far too many loved ones die, and ultimately succumbed to the throes of addiction and depression.

I’m a boring, standard issue white dude, but I like her because she’s funny.

@Yoko “Now imagine colliding. Picture the cerise majesty that is your life blood streaming in ribbons from your broken noses, covering the undulating golden sheaves in sanguine glory. Exchange insurance information. Ask the plastic surgeon if he can make you nose twinsies. Realize that had you been wearing your…

I think maybe she just doesn't enjoy pregnancy - it's common enough. You don't need to be mean !

as somebody with anxiety (like legit, a doctor gave me a note kind, not I read about it on tumblr kind), I can pretty much say you can’t die of anxiety or panic attacks.