6 years ago my son joined the navy and moved to Japan.

Clearly a hate crime. Just look at that graffiti.

“This is exactly why I am such a strong advocate for people being allowed to openly carry guns when visiting zoos.”

DC plates, its like those people never drive their cars, so when they do its a shitstorm of terrible

The dumbest shit I modded my car with was my ex-husband.

“Were you thinking of me when you robbed her?”

I hope somebody is there to remind the burglars of the mess they left when they went away.

Riding Amtrak capitol corridor express a couple of years ago. It’s 445 am and I am anticipating another quiet 1.5 hour ride to work in Oakland.

NYC, 2007. My friends and I plan a long weekend at someone’s parents’ Jersey Shore house, but being broke college students we are forced to resort to the infamous Chinatown buses. But not even the name brand ones, like Lucky Star or Fung Wah. No, the genius in the group who distributed the tickets had bought them off…

22 year old me was moving from Seattle to Chicago. I had sold all my larger possessions, and managed to pack everything that I was taking with me into one large, overweight box for transport on Greyhound. When I checked in, the ticket clerk weighed my box, charged me extra for having overweight luggage, scanned my…